How to Handle the Tenants in a Mobile
Home Park
By Frank Rolfe
In Kung Fu, the concept is to
combat aggression with the least amount of human effort and
movement. Evidently the oriental masters' theories can be applied to
mobile home parks. The best way to handle mobile home park tenants
is to use very little effort – to pretty much ignore 99% of what
they say and do.
Complaints
There is no point to listening to tenant complaints that you have no
intention of acting on. If you have recently converted your park's
curbside service to dumpster and all the tenants hate it, and you
have no interest in changing it back to curbside, then why would you
waste your time listening to them complain? A better plan is to let
them phone in their complaints to voice mail, and then erasing them
all at the end of each day, without even listening to them other
than to verify it is a complaint on trash. This is why it is a good
idea to have a regular phone line with voice mail as the tenants key
contact – and then always let it go to voicemail. Never give out
your cell number to a tenant.
Collections
Nothing your tenant can say can make up for not paying the rent.
Either they have paid or not. If they have, then you have nothing to
talk about. If they haven't then they need to pay their rent. You
need cash not conversation. Don't waste your time discussing why the
rent's not there. If they don't pay, evict them. If they do then
don't. But there is absolutely no point in discussing the situation.
Often, the tenant will want to talk to you to make a payment plan.
You never want to accept payment plans. So there really is nothing
the tenant can say to stave off eviction. So don't waste your time.
Rules
Adopt some basic, simple rules that are obvious and you feel
enthusiastically must be kept. The best of these are no non-running
vehicles, no big trash in yards, and no ridiculously tall grass.
Once you have derived these basic essentials, then when you cite
tenants for abusing the rules, or tow their non-running cars, you
should feel free to ignore their calls. If they call to scream and
vent their anger, there is little point to listening to it. So let
it go to the voicemail, and then erase it without listening to it –
unless you want a good laugh.
Everything Else
When driving through your park, and a tenant approaches your car to
tell you something, pretend you don't see them and drive off. There
is nothing they can say that has any importance to you or your
property. If you have lots of time on your hands, and don't mind
chit-chatting with the tenant , then feel free to learn about the
movies, and the weather, and how cool a hemi engine would be. As for
me, I'd rather reserve my free time for my family.
Conclusion
It sounds cruel, but ignoring your tenants is often the best
business move in a mobile home park. They can drive you nuts if you
listen to them or, even worse, try to please them. There is no
solution to their problems – certainly none that you would want to
participate in, like letting them live free for a few months. So,
rather than put yourself in a lose/lose position, just avoid it
altogether. I have never had a situation that could be improved
through one-on-one conversation with a tenant, either by phone or in
person.
So put a karate chop to your tenant's time wasting, and just avoid
contact altogether.
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